The CSI: Miami Drinking Game

(As created by the loyal posters at Television Without Pity’s CSI: Miami Forums)

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10 points - Horatio wears all black
10 points - Horatio puts his sunglasses around his neck
10 points - Horatio in the "Autopsy SkyBox"
10 points - Horatio quizzes the staff ("what are the three most common poisons?")
10 points - Horatio gets the last line in a scene
25 points - Horatio says "Ladies and Gentlemen" OR "My friends..."
30 points - Horatio fails to make eye contact with the person to whom he is speaking
50 points - one of the victims or suspects is a personal acquaintance of Horatio's
10 points - Alex talks to a corpse
10 points - Alex wears all light colors while examining a body
10 points - Delko & Speedle compete
10 points - Speedle references GenX pop culture
25 points - Speedle gets more than 10 lines
10 points - Calleigh's hair is in pigtails/Leiabuns/braids
10 points - Calleigh puts her eyes to a microscope while sporting the Eye Makeup From Hell
10 points - Calleigh makes a sexual innuendo; 15 additional points if it's addressed to Horatio
10 points - a lab tech
25 points - lab tech has a name
25 points - one of the victims is a child
25 points - any plot that can be found at snopes.com
10 points - location errors (i.e. no forest near UofM)
10 points - interrogation takes place in a room with no direct lighting

50 MEGA POINTS - ANYONE OTHER THAN HORATIO SOLVES THE CASE

10 points = sip
25 points = chug
50 points = uncork/open another one!


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